Festive chic? To 95% of the human population, this shouts oxymoron, but for that shrinking 5% who approach all event
dressing without tongue pressed firmly into cheek, the holiday season provides plenty of opportunities to dress up
well and outshine the majority...
We’re not 100% certain how the clan checks of Scotland became synonymous with the festive season — apart from the
fact that both Christmas and the Scots are closely associated with day-and-night drunkenness and inappropriate
behaviour. (Author’s note: Coming from pure Scottish stock, I am permitted to make this gross generalisation and can
attest to its basis in fact.) However the link came to be, there’s something about tartan that screams ‘holidays’.
To play it safe, integrate just one tartan into your ensemble — a tie or pocket square if you wish to be
conservative about it; a shirt for the mildly daring; trousers, a sports coat or waistcoat if you’re more
Some velvet morning
Holiday season formal affairs or Christmas parties marked ‘cocktail attire’ present the opportunity to inject velvet
into the sartorial mix — a chance one should never pass up. Wear a velvet smoking jacket with the traditional
formalwear accoutrements to black-tie events — double down by teaming with tartan trews for full-fledged festivity.
And invest in a notch- or peak-lapel velvet odd jacket for dressier drinks and dinners: burgundy, deep green, navy
or black would all serve you well. If, however, you find velvet coats just a tad too louche, you could always
integrate this plush cloth subtly, with a delightfully furry bow-tie or embroidery-embellished slippers.
It’s shawl good
Perhaps because they bring to the mind’s eye the dressing gowns fathers are duty-bound to wear on Christmas morning
while the presents are being opened, shawl lapels are a festive essential. Stepping out to a holiday do in a
shawl-lapel jacket with a turtleneck underneath says, “I want to be cosy, but I came here to party.” Rock a
shawl-lapel smoking jacket with open-collar shirt and silk neckerchief at the family Christmas mealtime, meanwhile,
and there’ll be no quibbling over who carves the turkey. The question of “Who’s the daddy?” will’ve been answered
No one’s suggesting you go full Santa, but integrating dashes of St. Nick’s favourite hue into your festive get-up —
coupled with green and white to ensure the message is not lost — will show you’re getting into the spirit of things.
Red is a strong tone best handled gingerly (forgive the pun), so while a red trouser is a classic statement you
needn’t shy from, the flaming red jacket should probably only be attempted by the advanced sartorial operator.
Smaller doses of red are a safer bet: red ties, socks, scarves, pocket squares, jackets and shirts in fabrics with
red flecks or checks… All will reflect your rosy-cheeked holiday cheer.
Mulled wine? Ghastly. Eggnog? Urgh. Cheap champagne? Mais non, merci — have mercy. The drinks served at festive
season events are often barely palatable, tolerable only as a means of creating a level of intoxication sufficient
to get you through the occasion. During family gatherings at the ancestral home, it’s easier to guarantee the
quality of libation, but there’ll always be some po-faced abstemious relative frowning disapprovingly when you pour
your umpteenth dram of Dalmore 25. That’s why it is incumbent upon any man of great taste and thirst to ensure he
faces festivities equipped with his own supply of liquor, artfully concealed in a handsome flask that may be
surreptitiously sipped from whenever additional anaesthesia is required. Cheers — and here’s to a happy new