Not all Negronis are created equal
It was not until we started discussing our collaborative Negroni with Feig that I realised I had been sitting at the
children’s table when it came to Negroni making. Thus far I had not ventured further than using, in equal thirds,
Campari, Antica formula vermouth, and a variety of gins. But speaking to Feig was like attending a PhD-level class
in cocktail mixing. Which should come as no surprise given that Feig has crafted his own critically acclaimed,
award-winning gin, Artingstall’s. He proceeded to unveil myriad alternate bitters, a dazzling array of vermouths,
and, of course, we had the great privilege of using Artingstall’s as our dedicated gin of choice. Then he introduced
us to his partner in Artingstall’s, Ravinder Minhas.
Minhas is one of the most impressive entrepreneurs in the alcohol business. Together with his sister Manjit, a star
of the Canadian version of Dragon’s Den, they own the 10th largest craft-beer brewery in the United States,
and the Minhas Brewery and Distillery Group has an annual revenue in excess of $210m. I would describe Minhas as an
individual whose apparently laid-back disposition is belied by a fierce brilliance evinced by the empire he and his
sister have built from a college business. He is also a kind of Willy Wonka of booze, meaning he has a dedicated
team that is able to engineer pretty much any kind of alcohol to taste. Which was a huge relief to me, because,
during the conceptualisation stage, Feig had experimented with several bitters and vermouth that prompted the
question, Those are so obscure, where are we going to buy them in quantity? I will admit, the idea of us sending
staff to purchase bottles of rare vintage vermouth and almost unknown bitters makers had me slightly perplexed.
Finally, when Feig arrived at what he felt was not just a great Negroni, not just a superb Negroni, but a truly
exceptional Negroni, he sent a test sample to me. In my favourite lowball glass, I poured it over ice. I marvelled
at the gem-like ruby colour, which was decidedly more red than your average Negroni, and took a sip. The following
experience blew my mind. It tasted, of course, recognisably like a Negroni, but it was far more nuanced, with a
dynamic tension between bitters and fruit lengthened by the underlying gin. It was like listening to Pinball
Wizard in stereo for the first time when your entire experience has otherwise been monophonic. I was humbled by
the feeling. I had until this point considered myself something of a consummate Negroni drinker. But I suddenly
realised I had seen only the tip of the experiential iceberg. Minhas had been sent the same thrilling concoction.
After tasting it on a Zoom call together with Paul and me, he smiled and said, “This is it”. Then he nodded and
said, “O.K., we will begin reverse-engineering this immediately”. This left me baffled. How is that possible, I
thought. But what Minhas’s team accomplished was not only an accurate version of Feig’s Negroni, they actually came
up with 10 alternative, even better tasting, versions on the same formula, which we were sent for a final
tasting.
I remember the final tasting vividly. The moment that Feig zeroed in on that perfect ethereal cynosure between
bitters, vermouth and gin, the millisecond that he locked in the flavour profile for time immemorial, was exactly
the moment his trainer in Los Angeles arrived for his workout. The typically southern-Californian, quinoa-fuelled
ectomorph literally did a double-take at Feig on the Zoom tasting call with members of The RakeNegroni No.1 team
scattered around the globe. The trainer took one look at the numerous now empty pre-made Negroni bottles arrayed
before Feig and sighed, “I take it our workout session is cancelled”. Feig replied with typical, unflappable wit:
“Not at all! I have never been readier, sir.” Later he would admit: “One of my drunkest moments was when I completed
the final tasting to lock the Artingstall’s gin flavour profile. This was a close second.” O.K., it is not for us to
sing the health benefits of our new Negroni (or, as we’ve stated on the bottle, our “standard operational libation”)
like snake-oil salesmen at a sideshow carnival. But the fact is, Feig did work out after the tasting, and by all
accounts crushed his cardio, demonstrating that Negroni drinking — or, specifically, drinking The Rake and
Artingstall’s Negroni No.1 — can be very healthy for you indeed. To cocktail drinkers the world over, I take great
pleasure in introducing our first ever pre-made cocktail, the result of one year’s work and, in particular, the
brilliance of two men, Paul Feig and Ravinder Minhas, whom I consider the gods of the cocktail known as the
Negroni.
The Rake Tailored Beverages is here. Please note the RTB Negroni No. 1 is only available to be shipped to the
US (selected states), the UK and EU and Artingstall's gin the UK and EU. Contact shop@therakemagazine.com for further information.